MISSING LINK

Before the NY Times of Algoreasaurus, Kerryassaurus, Newsweekassaurus, Timemagassaurus, there existed the big search for “Missing Link”. Every four to six months one of the major purveyors of ink on a platter would announce the latest discovery in the darkest of dark dark Africa another ape like fossil remains that would prove beyond a reasonable doubt Darwin’s Theory of Evolution. During the then war of the scientific skeptics it was necessary to have a museum thing somewhere which would be the symbol par excellence convincing all believers in Alien Abductions and/or Christian Genesis thinking that good ole ground earth evolution developed Joe Sixpack as well as Albert Einstein; but, what these Evol-Believers needed more than ever before was an exemplar primo a primo of a stand erect pre-historic ape with the mental quick that could play Scrabble. After several years this quasi-competition between the various news media which then included the NBC Today Show with David Garraway and J Fred Muggs evolved where the energetic search for “Missing Link” faded away into who cares already oblivion. Horrors happen when stock options, bonuses, and pay raises scream for a new catalyst into the financial stratosphere thus preserving the variant existence of these dancing dinosaurs sending their offspring off to Yale and summering at Quaque that they create the need for Global Warming – Climate Change. Teresa Heinz Kerry, I will wager my super big bottle of pickles to a considerable measure of your married into fortune – say ten million foundation shares in Heinz Products – to prove or disapprove this climate change hysteria. This action – mother of Kerryasaurrus – goes beyond you putting your money where your mouth is; because, this action - by its mere presence - is wagering vis-à-vis your words and attitudes in contrast to someone who truly believes you are full of digested pickles left floating russet solid in the toilet bowl needing no more than a one liter flush for environmental purposes.